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The Joke Thread

Post  Dudeacus97 on Mon May 28, 2012 9:21 pm

It's pretty obvious, isn't it? Just post some good jokes here.

I'll start. You might have seen this before, but I first found it on www.godandscience.org, a website on Christian apologetics and a little bit of humor.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent, and are asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.
"Tonto, look up and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Tonto, you Dumb Hoss, someone has stolen our tent."
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Post  GOD_wears_GUCCI on Mon May 28, 2012 9:29 pm

LOLOL amazing joke, thank you for sharing that!

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Post  rrobb911 on Tue May 29, 2012 12:42 am

That's an oldie, but still golden.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can't peanut butter my dick up an ass.
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Post  rrobb911 on Tue May 29, 2012 10:46 pm

What do an abortion and airport have in common?
The hanger Laughing
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